Too Young to Die, Too Old for Kids' Menu Tee — Quote from Jason (The Good Place)
Laugh-out-loud line from Jason on The Good Place: this cozy tee reads “Too Young to Die, Too Old for Kids' Menu” in bold teal, purple, and black — a little irreverent, a little proud, and entirely human. It settles into your routine like a trusted companion: soft enough to lounge in, sturdy enough to wear on errands, and lively enough to start a conversation at a backyard cookout or a low-key night out. The medium-weight cotton drape has a familiar heft that doesn’t sag; the collar and shoulder tape hold their shape after washes, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. Wear it layered under a flannel for cool evenings or alone when you want the joke to do the talking. This tee lands in the corner of dry humor and everyday comfort — the kind of shirt that makes friends grin and strangers ask where you got it.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing techniques (DTF on sleeves/inner label, DTG elsewhere) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, certified materials
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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